The life lessons of Biology...

When in doubt, classify the organism as a protist.

Oscars last night...

The little ounce of respect I had left for the Academy of Motion Pictures & Sciences was gone when Leo was not even nominated. Or brought back as a presenter. How terribly kind of them.

At least it was sort of gained back when Meryl won Best Actress...

This is why I love him...

 

From: lovelyjoshhutcherson.tumblr.com

Usually the insanity of this school...

...makes me want to tear my hair out or become a Socialist (thank you, APEH). But not today.

As I was walking to my next class, there was a random guy in the hallway waving his hands in the air screaming: "WHERE'S THE AIRPORT?!?! I NEED TO GET THERE - NOW! WHERE'S THE FUCKING AIRPORT?!?!?!?!?!??!" He went up to random people and shouted this in their faces.

Trust me, the stupidity of this insane asylum still amuses me and increases my use of sarcasm in my personality every day, but this actually made me laugh.