Just died of laughter.

"Is the password 'id'?" NO. IT'S TACO. Did I mention I'm in a bit of a cynical mood today?

Got asked to prom! adfkladfsjkldfasjkldfsa

Reasons why The Hunger Games is better than Twilight.

1. Katniss EXPRESSES EMOTION, unlike Bella who looks like a dead fish all the time.
2. Katniss can fend for herself. I do recall she went through most of the games the first time by herself? And what does Bella do? Act like a little pansy and scream for Edward all the time.
3. None of the men in Hunger Games sparkle.
4. Peeta bakes bread with love and care. Edward sucks the blood out of innocent animals.
5. While I believe Gale is sort of a jerk, I thought Jacob was a complete ass at times.
6. Peeta's "One more time, for the audience?" will always trump "Say it. Out loud."
7. Everyone in The Hunger Games has a better fashion sense.
8. While, if I must pick a favorite Twilight character (and it'd be Alice), I'd much rather have Cinna as a fairy godmother.

There was a random discussion about Leonardo DiCaprio in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" . I didn't even initiate the conversation!!!!!!! Seriously. Made. my. life.

Oh my God, NO! They want Tom Cruise for the "A Star is Born" remake! THAT IS LEO'S ROLE. IF THEY GET TOM INSTEAD I AM GOING TO POSITIVELY KJLADFSKLDFSAJKLFADSFKL;ADSJKL.

I typed "Hunger Games" into Google Images, and pictures of Twilight came up. No. Just, no.

I don't believe this needs an explanation.

I'm don't listen to pop music, unless it has some sort of substance to it. I'm also not a boy-band person, but the Backstreet Boys are an exception. I'm beginning to think these guys are too...

One day, your life will flash by right before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

Must. Have. No, really. Now.

That awkward moment when you realize Kim Kardashian's wedding for a marriage that failed could have paid for thousands of years of your college education.

Because every blog could use more Leonardo DiCaprio.

So many Titanic/Leo references in this lecture. I love this lesson.

When I die someday, I want my funeral to be just like the "Helena (So Long and Goodnight)" Music Video. With a weapon line included.

How to be a successful parent...

What I will do during my Algebra quiz next period...

Why Colorguard is Better than Cheerleading...

1. You appreciate amazing, influential, internationally-known music instead of shouting stupid "cheers" to pointless pop crap. Journey trumps Bieber any day.

2. You get a real workout. Spinning rifles=nice, toned biceps. Waving your hands in the air=looking like an idiot and staying fat.

3. We actually make the crowd feel better. Hey, if the football team is losing pitifully by 40, a little marching band music can always cheer a crowd up more than screaming "Defense!" or "Get that ball back, get that ball back!" They will never get the ball back, shut the hell up.

4. Our uniforms are sexy, but they still cover up.

5. We're much better at math. On the field, we count individually, inside our heads. Cheerleaders need to count out loud with their group.

6. Fun nights after games. I don't see any cheerleaders having the time of their lives at Champp's or Friday's, do you?

7. Dirty marching band jokes. You will just never understand if your a cheerleader, sports player, or random bystander.

8. Being a part of a guard family. There's just nothing like it.

34 Days...

The story of my life explained in one post...

Why I love band...

Instead of practicing hitting C sharps like I'm supposed to, I become pre-occupied with learning to play "Welcome to the Black Parade". And, it's encouraged. SUCCESS.