Friday, March 16, 2012

Reasons why The Hunger Games is better than Twilight.

1. Katniss EXPRESSES EMOTION, unlike Bella who looks like a dead fish all the time.
2. Katniss can fend for herself. I do recall she went through most of the games the first time by herself? And what does Bella do? Act like a little pansy and scream for Edward all the time.
3. None of the men in Hunger Games sparkle.
4. Peeta bakes bread with love and care. Edward sucks the blood out of innocent animals.
5. While I believe Gale is sort of a jerk, I thought Jacob was a complete ass at times.
6. Peeta's "One more time, for the audience?" will always trump "Say it. Out loud."
7. Everyone in The Hunger Games has a better fashion sense.
8. While, if I must pick a favorite Twilight character (and it'd be Alice), I'd much rather have Cinna as a fairy godmother.

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