1. You appreciate amazing, influential, internationally-known music instead of shouting stupid "cheers" to pointless pop crap. Journey trumps Bieber any day.
2. You get a real workout. Spinning rifles=nice, toned biceps. Waving your hands in the air=looking like an idiot and staying fat.
3. We actually make the crowd feel better. Hey, if the football team is losing pitifully by 40, a little marching band music can always cheer a crowd up more than screaming "Defense!" or "Get that ball back, get that ball back!" They will never get the ball back, shut the hell up.
4. Our uniforms are sexy, but they still cover up.
5. We're much better at math. On the field, we count individually, inside our heads. Cheerleaders need to count out loud with their group.
6. Fun nights after games. I don't see any cheerleaders having the time of their lives at Champp's or Friday's, do you?
7. Dirty marching band jokes. You will just never understand if your a cheerleader, sports player, or random bystander.
8. Being a part of a guard family. There's just nothing like it.
FUCK YEAH.
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